i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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