The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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