awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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