Define "chronic" masturbator.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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