what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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