I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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