well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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