like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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