dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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