The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have fence marks all over my body
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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