yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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