no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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