He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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