Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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