This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
