Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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