So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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