"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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