Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My life is pants optional.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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