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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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