Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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