We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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