yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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