He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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