Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
