At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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