At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dick very happy bro
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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