are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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