Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my shit smells like andre
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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