Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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