She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Green mimosas i think yes
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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