Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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