I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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