DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
