the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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