I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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