you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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