Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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