do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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