It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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