He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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