Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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