And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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