these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I could make wine with my vomit
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
