I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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