Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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