I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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