just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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