What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your dad touched me again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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