A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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