garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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